God's sandwich compromise. Fine, use cow poop.
God tells Ezekiel to bake bread using human poop as fuel. Ezekiel protests, and God allows cow poop instead. A silly look at Ezekiel 4:9-17 and heaven's least reassuring lunch negotiation.

Talking animals, impossible logistics, strange miracles, and narrative turns that can be examined critically without mocking the people who believe them.

Talking animals, impossible logistics, strange miracles, and narrative turns that can be examined critically without mocking the people who believe them.
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God tells Ezekiel to bake bread using human poop as fuel. Ezekiel protests, and God allows cow poop instead. A silly look at Ezekiel 4:9-17 and heaven's least reassuring lunch negotiation.
Four corners, graspable ends, pillars, a worldwide-visible tree, and a mountain showing every kingdom. A literal reading of biblical cosmology, with KJV quotations, a passage index, and a satirical meme of God getting his own planet wrong.
Jesus calls mustard the smallest seed in Matthew 13:32 and Mark 4:31. Orchid and parasitic-plant seeds show why the literal botanical claim is false, even if the parable's lesson survives.